You Don't Know Dick

Kristina Denton

Available for Pre-Order. This title will be released on March 17, 2026.

When her life takes an unexpected turn after a family tragedy and a relationship hits rock bottom, Kristina, a struggling actress in Los Angeles, finds herself in the unlikeliest of careers: a clinical "dick fixer."

Juggling the absurdity of shocking male anatomy back to life with the lingering grief of her father's death and her own sexless relationship, she navigates a world of broken penises and even more broken hearts. From over-enthusiastic clients to accidental "taint zaps," Kristina discovers that helping men confront their most intimate issues might just be the hilarious, unconventional path to healing her own deepest wounds, especially those related to her complicated relationship with her late father.